Did you tell everyone that you wanted that certain present, got the large package that you knew would be perfect, only to discover....it was a gaudy sweater?
Reminds me of my favorite Scooby-Doo episode "A Night Of Fright Is No Delight," when Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Velma and Daphne spent the night in a haunted mansion, while other heirs to the fortune of Colonel Sanders would get his fortune. It was a lot of money....confederate money, that is.
So it fits well into the latest of my Scooby-Doo Demotivation Posters. The word is "Fortune" and it says "You Could Receive a Huge Inheritance Soon. Unfortunately, It Is Probably In Confederate Money."
The last version of this that I had up got busted by DA. So I posted the lineart that I drew here, so I won't get in trouble again. [link]
Then again, this is a de-motivation, so who knows....
PS: Some user wryly noted last time I had the other version of this up that perhaps Confederate money might be worth more than the US dollar now!